Tip O’ the Day
May 19, 2008
When giving your SO an handjob, make sure to switch hands frequently, before you start to feel tired. Otherwise, have fun explaining to your Dr. how you wound up with carpal tunnel when you don’t even sit at a computer.
Pleasure and pain can go hand in hand, but even you have to have a safe word.
Naughty Mama Tip O’ The Day 051608
May 16, 2008
Having trouble getting out of bed in the morning? Nothing will wake you up faster than a quickie with your vibrator.
Naughty Mama Tip O’ The Day 042008
April 20, 2008
Sleep naked. Tonight. Make up a reason if you must.
Naughty Mama Tip O’ The Day
April 18, 2008
Go for the gold, my dears. Tonight, after the kiddos or in bed (or hell, while they’re still up but otherwise occupied), give your man’s goodies an ever so gentle squeeze.
If you’re a good girl: Giggle immediately after, blush, bat your lashes, and scamper away.
If you’re a bad girl: Look him straight in the eyes while maintaining your hand position and give him a smug little smile that reminds him who has the Power of Pussy (POP) in this house.
If you’re a very naught girl: Do all the bad girl stuff and add a tit flash. And some other stuff.
That’s all for now. Go practice in the mirror or something.
