Old School Naughty Mamas
June 9, 2008
There have always been naughty mamas, even in times of repression. Here to prove it…the Taintorettes!
Ever heard of Anne Taintor products? They are pictures of women from the 50’s and other long gone decades that have witty little kick-ass sayings on them. In fact, several of you probably use Anne Taintor knockoff graphics as avatars in the cyberworld.
Well. Anne Taintor has found some of the actual models for the photographs, and to see them now and read their stories puts a little smile on your face.
We could probably all learn a few naughty lessons from the original naughty mamas.
xoxo H&B
Fellatio Perfected
April 14, 2008
Are you ever at the receiving end of a meat stick thinking to yourself ‘Am I doing this right?’, ‘Is he really enjoying this?’, ‘Why is he not cumming?’. Or maybe you are just wondering if it’s ok to stick a finger up his butt. (Go ahead, he’ll like it) Either way we have your answers here.
First and foremost, it is not your fault that he can’t muster up his men to shoot out that delightful delicacy of man sauce – it’s his. Always has been, always will be – UNLESS you are using teeth. Please ladies, didn’t you learn anything from the older sluts in high school? Keep your lips tucked and pressed to his member. A lady never scrapes.
Next, persistence is key. Each time you stop to say my jaw hurts, or wipe the tears from your eyes if you’re a gagger, that’s another 5 minutes you just bought yourself. Most times when you stop to give yourself a break he will become frustrated and say ‘I was about to finish’. These times even when you feel you can’t go anymore, and want to bite off his dick, keep on keeping on. You can do it, you want the final outcome, you want his explosion and you want the satisfaction of keeping him coming back for more.
Timing is everything. Going along with taking inconvenient breaks, comes knowing when to bob your head faster than a gang banger dodging bullets in a drive by and knowing when to take it down a notch, molesting his member with your tongue as if being kissed by the wind. You have to take cues from him, pay attention to his body, his movements, his moans and groans. No one wants an overzealous weiner gobbler.
And finally, you have to make him believe you really, truly WANT to be giving him that blowjob. Don’t wait for him to ask you to do it, just grab him by the balls (gently of course) and begin the penis polka. He shouldn’t have to ask you to give him one, do you ask him to give you cunnilingus? And certainly don’t tell him that you don’t like giving blowjobs but you give them because you know he likes them. Way to make him feel like he’s receiving pity sex.
And now for the rest of you in the dark on actual technique, I am attaching some links for you to look at in the interest of perfecting your fellating ways. Because that my ladies is how you keep your man from getting it from the tranny on the street corner. Happy nob slobbing.
xo ~ bitchyvixen ~ xo
What Makes You a Naughty Mama?
April 13, 2008
Well you found us. We wanted to wait, but we didn’t. Naughty mamas are spontaneous. Or they long to be spontaneous. Naughty mamas are here, and we’re not going away. Get used to us, or get out!
Tell us what makes you a naughty mama in comments. We can’t wait to get naughty with you!
xoxo, H&B
Happy Birthday to NMU
April 13, 2008
Ahhhh, a rebirth. This is going to be so much fun! Come one, come all.
Let us teach you how to be the woman your man wants to have an affair with.
Let us share our stories of ass-kicking unladylike behavior.
Because isn’t that why you’re here?
xoxo H&B
