Sofonda Weiner likes to speak in 3rd person.

Sofonda is wondering why her mailbox is empty.  No new messages.  Surely you’ve got to be curious about SOMETHING.  Anything.   So, ask Sofonda.  I hear she’s lovely!

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Ask Sofonda

Dear Sofonda,

My husband hasn’t had the desire to have sex with me in about 2 weeks. Can you help me think of some ways to lure him into the bedroom? What do you think is going on?

- In a drought

Dear Drought,

Prudie believes that we’re all a bit of a Naughty Mama at heart. Try slipping a dirty little note in his lunchbox or sending him a racy text message out of the blue. If that doesn’t work, slip into something sexy. Sneak up behind him while he’s at his desk and tell him what you want to do to him, using words that make you blush when you hear them out loud. If all else fails, just get him good and liquored up – and no, we’re not talking about beer. Hard alcohol is the only way to go.

Unless you’re a Mormon. In that case, you’re totally fucked. Or not…

Love,

Sofonda

P.S. No matter what you’ve heard, DO NOT BRING A PEACH INTO THE BEDROOM! It’s a yeast infection waiting to happen.

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