Hubba Hubba Put His Naughty Mama in Check

Wow.

Miss Hawt and Bothered is as naughty as they come, but last night her husband delivered a shockingly candid assessment of…some things.

I admit it. I’m spoiled! He provides all the tools I need to be a good and fun mommy for our child, and he provides perks such as the occasional bouquet of orchids, a well-stocked shoe closet, and other feminine amenities. Sometimes I forget how lucky I am to be married to such a near perfect specimen of hunk.

Was Miss Hawt and Bothered being a little too naughty for a little too long? Methinks yes.

This morning, after crying myself to sleep last night, I awakened with a newfound respect for Mr. Hawt and Bothered. Am I still miffed? Hell yeah. But my man stood up for what he believed in, and I’m awfully proud of him for it.

Ass.

Still though, what is it about a man authoritatively standing his ground and sprinkling in “I Love You’s” that gets me thinking of naughty ways to punish him?

This is the perfect opportunity to choose to be either a mean, naggy wife, or a wife who punishes her mate with whipped cream and leather whips. I figure since he’s stuck with me for the next 80 years, I’ll go with the whipped and whip.

He will definitely see the best of me…next time we meet.

Sexy sexy, H&B