Fucking, Making Love, or just sex?

Last night as I lay in bed after a wonderful fuck session, my SO leaned over and tried to cuddle with me. Instantly, I pushed him away while looking at him like he was crazy. Which hurt his feelings, but DAMN! After fucking, I don’t want to be touched! I want to bask in the feeling of being ridden hard and riding hard. There are rules damn it!

Before stating the rules for each one, we need to explain what each one really is so people don’t get confused.

Making Love: Candles, harps, long drawn out foreplay. Have you seen Cruel Intentions? The scene where Ryan and Reece have sex for the first time? Yeah, that’s making love. Just imagine the song ColorBlind in the background.

Sex: Some foreplay. Mostly ORAL foreplay and fingers to get you heightened before you get to the main event. The main event can last from 5 minutes to 4 hours. Any less than 5, it doesn’t even count on the list, more than 4 hours? He needs to call his doctor. The Viagra isn’t working right. Or he did too much coke. Either way, a doctor is needed. Especially for your now worn out vagina. Let’s Get It On is playing in the background

Fucking: My favorite. No foreplay needed. Fucking is rough, straight to the action. Smacking, slapping, hair pulling, choking… Any of these can be used during fucking (they are NEEDS for me). In some fuck sessions, a man has been known to slap a girl in the face with his dick. Enjoy it bitch. Who gives a fuck what’s playing in the background.

Rules of Fucking, Making Love, or Sex:

Making Love: Snuggling and cuddling is a must after this. Naked bodies intertwined as you continue to touch each other and kiss. IF you don’t fall asleep afterwards, he should make you a nice hot bubble bath. And rub your back.

Sex: minor cuddling. Right after. Then roll away and get up to do something else.

Fucking: Get off me. Don’t touch me. Light my fucking cigarette. Don’t care if I don’t smoke. Light it anyways. Then leave.me.alone. Actually, just leave. I have shit to do.