Can J Lo Be a Naughty Mama?

They gone got rid of the nanny. How long will they last without one?

I think J Lo needs to join BabyCenter if she wants to succeed as a naughty do it yourself mama.

Here are a few tips for her:

1. Never get out of bed before the baby. You need your beauty sleep, too.
2. Resist the urge to wear yoga pants every day.
3. Keep your commitment to being a diva. This includes bathing every day.
4. Join NMU on the new BabyCenter. Those bitches rock. Agree with everything the group owners say so they don’t kick you out of the group.
5. Keep humping your husband. No one likes a prude mommy.
6. Walk around the house naked.

I know you naughty mamas have more tips. It’s hard to be all inclusive when your full-time job is being a naughty mama, so help a sister out! Leave valuable tips for J Lo here on how to be a naughty mama. I’ll makes sure to pass them along, since we both have the Latina connection.

xoxo, H&B