Fellatio Perfected
April 14, 2008
Are you ever at the receiving end of a meat stick thinking to yourself ‘Am I doing this right?’, ‘Is he really enjoying this?’, ‘Why is he not cumming?’. Or maybe you are just wondering if it’s ok to stick a finger up his butt. (Go ahead, he’ll like it) Either way we have your answers here.
First and foremost, it is not your fault that he can’t muster up his men to shoot out that delightful delicacy of man sauce – it’s his. Always has been, always will be – UNLESS you are using teeth. Please ladies, didn’t you learn anything from the older sluts in high school? Keep your lips tucked and pressed to his member. A lady never scrapes.
Next, persistence is key. Each time you stop to say my jaw hurts, or wipe the tears from your eyes if you’re a gagger, that’s another 5 minutes you just bought yourself. Most times when you stop to give yourself a break he will become frustrated and say ‘I was about to finish’. These times even when you feel you can’t go anymore, and want to bite off his dick, keep on keeping on. You can do it, you want the final outcome, you want his explosion and you want the satisfaction of keeping him coming back for more.
Timing is everything. Going along with taking inconvenient breaks, comes knowing when to bob your head faster than a gang banger dodging bullets in a drive by and knowing when to take it down a notch, molesting his member with your tongue as if being kissed by the wind. You have to take cues from him, pay attention to his body, his movements, his moans and groans. No one wants an overzealous weiner gobbler.
And finally, you have to make him believe you really, truly WANT to be giving him that blowjob. Don’t wait for him to ask you to do it, just grab him by the balls (gently of course) and begin the penis polka. He shouldn’t have to ask you to give him one, do you ask him to give you cunnilingus? And certainly don’t tell him that you don’t like giving blowjobs but you give them because you know he likes them. Way to make him feel like he’s receiving pity sex.
And now for the rest of you in the dark on actual technique, I am attaching some links for you to look at in the interest of perfecting your fellating ways. Because that my ladies is how you keep your man from getting it from the tranny on the street corner. Happy nob slobbing.
xo ~ bitchyvixen ~ xo
BJ’s are the bomb; swallowing makes them even better.
And don’t come crying to us when your man cheats if you don’t give him the BJ’s on a regular basis!
I just read something this weekend that said the #1 reason men cheat is because their wives won’t give them BJ’s.
What a well written piece! Kudos!
Ugh… If a man cheats b/c his wife won’t give blow jobs, lets ask that same prick how many times he goes down on his wife….
N&S’sMommy–you’re kidding! I was just joking above! Damn those fuckers. Just for that…no BJ’s for my husband for a month! Although he does give me oral at least 3-4 times per week. Okay, he’s on my good side again!
ACGirl – thanks for the compliment, I just hope it helps other women out.
Here’s another good BJ site:
http://theovereducatednympho.com/2007/03/14/blowjob-part-3-hand-mouth/